I’ve been in a “Friends” mood lately, what with my analysis of the friend attraction rate, my ode to “Friends,” the television show, in my latest Water Cooler Musings, and my watching of the first half of the final season’s episodes in the past week. So I thought: what better way to end off my week than to share my top five quotes from the show? So, here they are…
5. From Joey
“It’s a moo point. You know, a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter. It’s moo.”
4. From Phoebe (upon hearing Rachel call her Phebes)
“That’s short for Phoebe? I thought that was just what we called each other.”
3. From Chandler (to Joey, who has stolen his chair)
“You will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So, in the words of A.A. Milne, ‘Get out of my chair, dillhole!'”
2. From Phoebe (upon seeing Monica dressed provocatively)
“I almost wore MY threadbare robe that barely contains MY breasts.”
1. From Ross (upon finding out the hot girl at his job has a disgusting apartment)
“You know how at the end of the day you throw your jacket over a chair? …Well, at her place, instead of a jacket, it’s a pile of garbage. And instead of a chair, it’s a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it’s the end of time, and garbage is all that has survived.”
Sam
Bonus quotes (because I can):
“We were on a break!” (from Ross)
“They don’t know that we know they know we know.” (from Phoebe)
“MY SANDWICH!” (from Ross)
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#4 is precious!