1. You see someone check his watch, so it makes you wonder what time it is. You ask that guy mere seconds after he checked his watch 
if he can tell you the time… AND HE LOOKS AT HIS WATCH AGAIN. I mean, what’s that all about?
2. You’re driving down the street so intent on your thoughts that you miss your turnoff, so you circle around to get back to the right street, shaking your head the entire time. THEN YOU DO IT AGAIN AT THE VERY NEXT TURN.
3. You are at a concert and you seriously have to go to the bathroom, but you know the second you walk off the band will play your favorite song. So you’re doing the pee pee dance for about an hour, but they don’t play your song. And the second you race off to the bathroom, hoping you don’t pee all over yourself, THEY PLAY YOUR SONG.
4. You’re walking down a hallway at school and the people in front of you are walking slowly, the people behind you are walking slow, so you’re stuck in-between the two groups, being forced to walk slowly. Then, the moment the group in front of you moves off in another direction, ANOTHER GROUP MOVES IN FROM ANOTHER HALLWAY, WALKING JUST AS SLOWLY.
5. You are in a department store looking for pants when a guy you don’t know says “Hi.” So you say “Hi” in return, somewhat tentatively because you don’t know him, but he said hi first, and you don’t want to appear stuck up. Then, you catch his eye, he turns his head a fraction, and you see that HE HAS A BLUETOOTH HEADPIECE STUCK IN HIS OTHER EAR.
6. You went to see Silver Linings Playbook in the theater and the people behind you kept giving away the surprises before they happened because it was their “fourth time” seeing it, but instead of shushing them, you GO BACK THE NEXT NIGHT AND RUIN IT FOR THE NEXT GROUP.
7. You wait all week to see your favorite program, but half an hour before it comes on YOUR CABLE GOES OUT AND YOU MISS THE ENTIRE THING. It comes back on two minutes after your show ends.
8. You are on a plane, and you get a seat all to yourself. You’re so excited until the plane takes off AND THE PERSON IN FRONT OF YOU PUTS HER SEAT ALL THE WAY BACK. (Talk to her, you idiot.)
9. You wear your glasses instead of contacts because you want to stretch out the life of the contacts before you can get another prescription. Upon arriving home after your long day you take off your glasses, putting them on the ledge in the bathroom, where you contact case is, you accidentally knock it off because you can’t see, AND IT BREAKS, GETTING YOUR CONTACTS ABSOLUTELY FILTHY.
10. You go to the record store AND FIND OUT IT DOESN’T EXIST ANYMORE.
Sam
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