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Hating Earl

Jeannette hated shopping. The old man just inside the door at WalMart always smiled at her in that creepy way that reminded her of Fraggle Rock, and she tried to avoid him as much as was humanly possible. The problem was that she was never quite sure at which door he would be stationed, and … Continue reading Hating Earl

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Mall Benches

I’ve never really been a fan of the mall, even though each one has probably about five stores that I adore. Because for every Best Buy there are five ladies clothing stores, and for each five minutes spent in Kay B Toys there are two hours spent holding a purse while even more clothing gets … Continue reading Mall Benches

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Location, Location, Location

You know those places that seem to be constantly shifting owners? Like that barbershop that was Jeff’s Cuts, then it was Leroy’s Hair, then it was just Jimmy’s, and most recently it was cringingly called Bubba the Barber’s. And you wonder why people keep buying it and putting in the same business. Do they honestly … Continue reading Location, Location, Location